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Bush To Spotted Owls: “Bring It On!”
In what many are calling the first substantial environmental policy of his administration, President Bush has called for a comprehensive, preemptive strike against all endangered species of animals.
The mission entitled, “Operation Drop Dumbo” , is being carried out, ironically enough, by teams of Navy SEAL’s.
“The spotted owl, the fur seal… the whole shebang. The kid gloves are finally off,” stated one visibly giddy SEAL commander.
Calls to several top environmental activists were not returned as of noon, but their parents did all promise to give them the messages when they woke up.
When asked about the reasons for this new initiative President Bush replied, “As you all know Republicans hate animals and the environment. I thought it was high time that our policies reflected these hatreds. I have the political capital to push this forward and I intend to use it.”
President Bush was evasive when asked about other major policy initiatives for his second term but did state that “if I was gay or a Frenchman I wouldn’t be sleeping too soundly just now.”
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This website proves that the american right has nothing to offer. At least here they finally admit that their agenda is all based on lies. But that’s not too smart because their big business supporters will cut them off at the pocketbook for admitting it - that’s not the kind of free speech they would approve of!! So another Bushie/RNC propaganda machine falls by the wayside. Too bad. I can’t wait to finish the semester, return to France and be rid of all you uneducated Texas cowboy hicks.
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Amen…I mean…oops…that’s connotating evil Christianity…
Praise to Gaia for she has given under David her divine orifice to conduct super intelligent observations from the suppreme goddess:Michael Moore
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On the contrary, David. Our proud right wing does have something to offer: How ’bout four more years of Bush-based liberal bashing? When we finish off the endangered species, were gonna strip mine all the inner-city ghettos, then we’re gonna force starving Iranians to eat Big Macs until their arteries resemble Manhattan on Friday afternoon.
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To hell with spotted owls SAVE THE SPURWING PLOVER damn enviromenatlists are driving us crazy SQUAWK SQUAWK WERE GOING TO PICK OUT THE EYES OF THOSE ECO-WACKOS IF THEY DONT KEEP THEIR GRUBBY MITTS OFF OUR CHICKS AND EGGS SQUAWK SQUAWK