After careful deliberation and extensive research, a group of liberal bloggers have come to the conclusion that Hurricane Katrina (as well as all other hurricanes) are actually caused by President George W. Bush. An amazing feat for a man who reputedly signs important national security documents in red crayon to “show I mean business.” 

“For years we believed that hurricanes were merely intense low pressure areas that form over warm ocean waters and are fueled by water vapor that evaporates from the ocean surface,” stated one atmospheric scientist. “It never occurred to us at the time that this phenomenon could just as easily have been caused by a Republican president. This is a seminal moment in the study of meteorology.”   

However, at least one liberal intellectual takes the argument a step further.

“I am here to say that President Bush did not cause Hurricane Katrina,” opined the asinus wunderkind. “I maintain that George W. Bush is a hurricane.”

Let’s logically examine what we know. Bush is bad, hurricanes are bad. Bush kills innocent people, hurricanes kill innocent people. Bush refuses to speak with Cindy Sheehan, hurricanes don’t speak with Cindy Sheehan*. Bush hates blacks and other minorities. Where do hurricanes occur? In tropical regions of the world. Who lives in these regions? I rest my case.”

*Disputed point as Sheehan claims that she has the ability to “commune with the winds.”

Thanks to Basil, Mudville & OTB.

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