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Blogger Considers Successors To Frist
Bill Frist’s removal from power earlier this month by the little known “Writ of the Sea“, has left a power vacancy in the U.S. Senate. Now however, the crafty, sea-faring blogger Captain Ed who invoked the writ, is nearly ready to name a successor.
“I understand that people are anxious to have a new majority leader in place. However, we don’t want just anyone to fill this position,” stated the Captain.”What the Republican party needs is someone who can take a tougher stance than was taken by former Senator Frist. Someone who shows more backbone and is willing to stand up and act like he is the leader of the majority party!”
A spokesman for the Captain stated that his list has been narrowed down to two candidates. They are listed below along with a brief bio on each:
- extensive military experience
- best known as the commander of Fort Courage
- has endured the ferocious “Hakawi War-cry” so Barbara Boxer’s screeches should have little effect
- his soft, NPR-quality voice will likely convert many Democrats to his side
2. Underdog-
- extensive experience fighting bad guys
- has two personalities (underdog/shoeshine boy)which will likely garner sympathy on the other side of the aisle
- has a formidable ability to rhyme (”When Polly’s in trouble I am not slow, it’s Hip, Hip, Hip and away I go !”)
- has been known to “smack a fool down” if the situation demands it
Update: Ward Churchill has just claimed membership in the Hakawi Tribe. Developing…
(Note: Please visit The Jawa Report for an important post.)
(Note: Thanks to Outside The Beltway for providing another forum for this article.)
(Note: Thanks to The Mudville Gazette for providing another forum for this article.)
Note: Thanks to www.KenBerry.com and web.utk.edu for the pictures.
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