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Music Review: Devastatin’ Dave- The Turntable Slave

Zipzaprap1_1  We found this album to indeed be “Devastatin,” as the artists name would suggest.

However, the phrase “turntable slave” was quite misleading. Dave was not in fact enslaved by the turntable. We felt that the use of this term was a shameless attempt to foment racial unrest.

That being said, there was just enough “zip”, way too much “zap” and the amount of “rap” left us begging for  more.

As far as the cover design goes, we felt that this was the best use of Chess King clothing since the 1984 John F. Kennedy High School Prom.

(Thanks to Mudville and Outside the Beltway.)

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2 Responses to “Music Review: Devastatin’ Dave- The Turntable Slave”

  1. The Complimenting Commenter on May 25th, 2005 1:14 pm

    That is a great album review. I would agree about racial unrest, we need to stop it everywhere, even music. Hilarious post, well done.

    Thank you for leaving a comment.

  2. buckley on May 25th, 2005 5:49 pm

    Thanks for stopping by.





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