Melanie Morgan has uncovered a letter from an anarchist website that provides us with a glimpse into the mindset of a person who would actually identify himself as an anarchist. The person who penned the following article is upset with the United States Marine Corps. heavy-handed behaviors which include everything from existing, to recruiting more Marines, to fighting for the rights of Americans (including anarchists) around the world.

Since anarchists by their nature are opposed to organization, we added our thoughts in italics and bold for purposes of clarification.

Fuck state power (I like the way you jumped right in and used your “important voice.” This should erase any doubt that you are a serious-minded individual who is looking to test his carefully crafted viewpoints in the arena of ideas.) ! And let’s be clear (I thought you people liked “nuance?”), the right wing groups like A Gathering of Eagles, and Move America Forward, are not only all about state power (they are for lower nacho prices too), but they want state power to be used to crush us (That’s patently false. I want to see you crushed by good old fashioned, grassroots power. Or a meteor.). They represent the most reactionary elements of the state (As opposed to someone like you, who comes from the calm, measured, and reasonable school of thought) which support the most disgusting acts performed by “our troops,” (If by “disgusting acts” you mean protecting “protecting radical treasonous douchebags,” then you might be on to something here) from the bombing of Falluja to the torture of Iraqi civilians, to supporting the mercenary pigs of Blackwater. (Looks like someone is putting his new copy of “Flowery Rhetoric For the Budding Young Rabblerouser” to good use!).

You can argue that world can’t wait, Answer, and code pink are authoritarian groups, (you could also argue that the blood trickling from my ears right now is a direct result of my reading your poorly crafted, yet logically retarded ramblings) but who do you see wielding the ax at your throat the most, right now as you read these words (Wait…I know this. Paul Bunyan? Nope, that’s not it. Jack Nicholson? No. Oh I know, a semi-literate asshat who lives in his grandma’s attic and gets an erection over the thought of dead American soldiers.) ? What is needed right now is direct confrontation of these right-wing assholes (Actually, I agree completely. You should challenge one of the Marines to an Ultimate Fighting match. Or do you mean the other kind of direct confrontation? The one where you leave a bicycle with explosives in front of the recruitment office and then flit away like a scared kitten?) who are coming to our area (I thought they were all overseas stealing oil and raping baby harp seals? Stick to one line of thinking, will you please?) , in order to silence and keep us in line (oink!) (Mmmm. Bacon.).

Think what great advancement and opportunities will come if the Marine station closes down (Let me guess. You’re hoping for a coffee shop that hosts a regular “poetry night” so you will finally get the recognition a person of your talent deserves), we can already see the great amount of debate and polarization that is happening just by challenging (I checked the thesaurus on this one, but I couldn’t find “challenge” as an alternative word for “blowing up”) the existence of one military recruitment center. Let’s turn up the heat!!! (You’ll be sorry if you do. There’s not much worse in this world than the smell of baked patchouli and stale ass.)”

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