The trial of deposed Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein is underway and as expected, the details of his cruel reign are far more disturbing than was previously thought. While some of the better known charges leveled against Hussein include crimes against humanity, torture and mass genocide, there are a bevy of other accusations that give a true snapshot into the soul of this wicked man. 

Some of the acts for which Hussein will now be held to account include:

• Telling Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer’s friend Herbie that he’ll never be a dentist.
• 3rd degree possession of an unlicensed porn star mustache.
• Smoking in non-designated areas.
• Wearing white after Labor Day.
• Receiving a 1st degree U.S. military a**-whupping in a 3rd degree zone.
• Spelunking while intoxicated.

“We aren’t dealing with a rational person here,” stated one legal analyst. “What kind of a man  snatches away the wishes and dreams of a sad and lonely clay-mation elf? The defense has their work cut out for them.”

In a related story, fellow fake news organization The New York Times has expressed concern over the quality of water that will be made available to Hussein at his courtroom table.

Hat tip to Mark Humphry for the pic.

Thanks to:

The Political Teen

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California Conservative

Point Five

Stop The ACLU

The Blue State Conservatives

Vince Aut Morire

My Vast Right Wing Conspiracy

OTB

Mudville

Indepundit

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