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6,000 Sonnys Join U.S. Coalition In Iraq
U.S. commanders in Iraq reported a major coup earlier this week when they announced that 6,000 Iraqi Sonnys agreed to a security pact with American forces, a move that could literally shore up gaps that many extremists have been using to elude the military.
“This speak volumes about the great work that our men and women in uniform have been doing in Iraq,” said Major David Philpotts. “Getting the Sonny residents on board gives us a great deal of ’street cred’, and really paves the way for bringing on board the Manilow clan from the north and the BTO sect from the south. You won’t see this mentioned in the mainstream media, but these are the sort of successes that our troops having been having with more and more regularity.”
Democrat Harry Reid offered a slightly different take on the situation.
“This is a victory?” Reid asked rhetorically. “Sorry, but I don’t see it. To me, this is a resounding defeat. Okay great, they had a few thousand Sonnys sign some treaty. Big deal. Tell me this, did they get even one Cher? The Captain? Tenille? I didn’t think so. This is just one more example of the desperation coming from this administration over failed foreign policies and a hopelessly lost war. 6.000 Sonnys? Let me tell you, 6,000 Elvises couldn’t save the day now!”
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My understanding was this infusion was further bolstered by the addition of 10,000 Guns and Roses…
Not sure how they will use the Roses…
One of the lead Sonnys was quoted as saying “they say we’re young and we don’t know,we won’t find out, not until we grow.” His life-partner then said “Well I don’t know if all that’s true, ‘Cause you got me, and baby I got you” It was at that moment apparently that the U.S. troops began shouting “I got you babe” which won the hearts of the Sonnys and eventually led to the signing of the pact.
-Casey Kasem
Have you no shame? Iraq is about as safe as a buffet in front of Rosie without the Hall and Oates contingent. Stop spreading your false hope. There is one Cher, and Sonny is her prophet.
John: I thought Cher was the prophetess for all drag queens. So if Sonny is Cher’s prophet then he must have led the way for her to sing songs that are liked primarily by drag queens which means he might be a drag queen but since he dressed like a man–maybe he was in fact a woman. OMG–my brain just exploded.
All together now,
…”I got Jews, Babe…”