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Top 9 Suggested Jimmy Carter Taglines
Not content to sit back and let his past accomplishments speak for themselves, former president Jimmy Carter recently broke with a long-standing tradition of keeping nuclear secrets secret. While speaking at a festival in Wales Carter noted that “Israel has about one hundred and fifty nuclear weapons in its arsenal,” in the process giving the Iranians a valuable bargaining chip with the international community.
In honor of the man many have called…umm…Jimmy…we have compiled the top nine suggested Jimmy Carter taglines.
9. “The glass isn’t half empty or half full, it’s just chock full of malaise-iness.”
8. Quite possibly one of the top three presidents named “Carter” who served in the mid-to-late 1970s.
7. The Palestinian from Plains.
6. America’s greatest ex-president; except for all of the other ones.
5. “If only I could have talked to Hitler.”
4. “I regret that we have only one Israel to give to Iran.”
3. One of the best presidents ever; only different.
2. Sort of like a Neville Chamberlin, but without all of that annoying courage.
1. The man who put the “qx” in “patriot.”
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From peanuts to plain nuts in one short term.
“Will appease for food.”
What’s wrong with admitting Israel has 150 illegal nuclear weapons and is killing Palestinians on a daily basis? The Israeli government is as much if not more terroristic than Hamas. That’s is as plain as day to anyone who reads.
“The Israeli government is as much if not more terroristic than Hamas.”
That’s an awful lot of stupid for any one person to have within them. Are you sure you didn’t get help writing this?
“That’s is as plain as day to anyone who reads.”
You didn’t finish your sentence. I think you meant to say, “That’s as plain as day to anyone who reads the Daily Kos, the New York Times, the bumper stickers on my Prius, or the stuff I scribble on the bottom of ‘Stop’ signs.”
I was about to post a tag line suggestion, then I read ShellyT’s comment, then my eyes started to bleed and all the bayou water in Houston turned to blood. After weeping, tearing my clothes and taking four extra doses of Cymbalta I’m ready:
“I only had time to give away the canal–All of North America would have taken a second term”
Heh. Oh man, ShellyT’s comment is the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time. I’d like to know how many times an Israeli has put on a vest made of C4 and walked into a Palestinian pizzeria.
ShellyT’s comment? …
Now that’s funny.
At least I think it’s funny. I had to have someone read it to me.
“That’s is as plain as day to anyone who reads.”
Yeah, anyone who reads the Koran. Or anyone who gets intelligence from the pages of US/People/National Enquirer. I would have listed the NY Times, but I don’t think even Shelley is that bad.
Maybe it was a code and instead of “plain” she meant “Plains” (as in Plains, Georgia).
Shelley - maybe you are not a moron, but just a child who is drinking from the Kool-aid the Obama-messiah is pouring. Here is a good life lesson: Don’t believe everything you read.
You sure ShellyT isn’t a moniker? Maybe a code name? I mean really… S hell y T.
Maybe it’s the drugs.
I went to ShellyT’s website and man, I need a shower now. To start with, she has a cover picture of Che Guevera (which should tell you all you need to know).
And guess which candidate she supports? Well, originally, it was Kucinich. But of course now, it’s the Obama-messiah. Gee, what a shocker.
Just another loony lefty. Gosh, imagine what our country would be like if they were in charge. It’s too bad, really. I bet she’s a looker in a burka!
Shelly’s a Cynthia McKinney for President supporter.
All you need to know.
Ok then, new tagline for Carter:
“One Time Favorite of ShellyT”
BTW, I believe the officially unofficial number of Israeli nukes stands at around 300.
Don’t tell anyone I said that, I have enough trouble with the Mossad as it is.
I didn’t get far enough to see if Shelly’s site has tips on beating up wheel-chair bound girls at Bush appearances.
Hey Shelly, what’s wrong with admitting that the Palestinians lost their land because they tried to steal Israel’s? Every time Israel has tried to give it back to them the Palestinians have sabotaged the effort. Meanwhile, every day Israel gets hit by their rockets. It’s a miracle of restraint (and U.S. pressure) that the Israeli’s haven’t pushed them into the sea long ago. The Palestinians have earned their dilemma.
JIMMY CARTER IS SCARED OF BUGS BUNNY