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Top 9 Obnoxiously Fake Katrina Quotes
Earlier today John Hawkins posted a list of the 20 Most Obnoxious Hurricane Katrina Quotes. It is an impressive list that lives up to the title. However, we here at TNOYF felt compelled to conduct our own investigation to see if there were statements out there that might be construed as even more obnoxious.
We did some digging and found that John’s list was in fact airtight. So rather than attempt to compete with his excellent compilation, we present to you:
Top 9 Obnoxiously Fake Katrina Quotes
9. “It’s a darn good thing Georgie caused this hurricane. Otherwise all of those poor people would never have been able to afford to see the inside of that lovely arena.” Barbara Bush on the Astrodome
8. “Aaaaaarrrgggghhhh!” Al Gore and Howard Dean at a joint press conference on Hurricane Katrina relief efforts
7. “Shh. Hillary’s right over there. And let me say it once again: I did not have sex with that hurricane.” Bill Clinton after being asked about the aftermath of Katrina
6. “Err-ahh… ‘Hiccup’.” Ted Kennedy after being asked just about anything at any time
5. “In contrast to New Orleans, there was only minimal looting after the Vancouver Canucks lost the 1994 Stanley Cup - because when you get down to it, blacks aren’t Canuck fans. Or Canadian.” Steve Sailer
4. “Blubb… blubb… gurgle… gurgle…” Sean Penn
3. “It has been reported that white FEMA employees are now eating the corpses of black dogs in New Orleans. You heard me. Not white dogs or cinnamon colored dogs. Only the black ones.” Randall Robinson
2. “George Bush hates Scooby-Doo.” Kanye West
1. “What? Oh hell no! Those people are f—ing thieves!” Celine Dion after being told that several New Orleans families were going to be staying with her neighbors temporarily
Correction: Sean Penn was incorrectly quoted above. The actual quote is “Blubb… blubb… gurgle… gurgle… gurgle…” We apologize for the error.
Thanks to Jack Army, Point Five Basil, OTB, Mudville, Cao’s Blog, MVRWC, Euphoric Reality, Bright and Early, Jo’s Cafe & Cafe Oregano
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Sean Penn’s quote is good, but I like Barbara Bush’s the best.
Thanks Rodney. I’m partial to Celine.
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Very funny list. I LOVE the Barbara Bush one. The Kanye West & Celine ones were great as well.
Absurdity can make a valid point. Well done.
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Republicans /
Independents
Not
Overdosed (on the Party Kool-Aid)
They’re on the rampage. And they’ve got an opinion on just about everything. Submitted for your edification: RINO Stampede XII.