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NY Juvenile Justice System Eases Stance Towards Transgendered Inmates
In a move that is sure to revolutionize the way that incarcerated transgendered youths are treated nationwide, the New York State Juvenile Justice System has decided to make a large number of concessions to this much-maligned group.
Going forward, transgendered youths in New York’s juvenile detention system will be allowed to:
Furthermore, they can:
At least one New York State official agrees with the decision.
“Quite frankly, I think that adolescent, transgendered inmates have had the deck stacked against them for too long,” said Lt. Jake Pylman, a spokesman for the Juvenile Justice system. “Having someone force you to wear a dress while holding a shank to your neck is really not the same as picking out just the right outfit for yourself.”
Even with all of these changes, transgendered inmates can still expect to have access to the full detention experience.
“While we are making some concessions to them, I want to be clear that these youths will not forfeit any of their other rights,” Pylman continued. “They will still be free to be raped, sodomized, and beaten senselessly–just like the rest of the inmates. There is no favoritism here. The only difference is, there will be a zero tolerance policy instituted to address any hurtful words used by the inmates during the rape, sodomy, and/or beating. Our less-enlightened prisoners are going to learn the hard way that words can hurt, and that there is a consequence for hurting people’s feelings.”
Hector Flores, a sixteen-year-old serial recidivist from the Bronx, feels that the changes will take some getting used to.
“Will it be tough? Hell yeah. I’m not the kind of guy who’s used to choosing his words carefully. To tell you the truth, I’m not sure I will be able to use the gender-appropriate pronoun while I’m beating a he-she with a sock-full of nickels. But I’ll give it my best shot. Everyone deserves respect.”
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Yes, yes, words hurt! Why does it take such a heroic act by government to make murderers and rapists recognize the error of their verbage?
Prison rape is evil, but calling someone a man when they consider themselves a woman is an unpardonable sin.
Hold on just one consarned minute! Are you really trying to say that when a youth of African heritage uses accepted street patois and calls someone a “bitch”, that the recipient MUST be of the female transgendered variety?
Sounds racist to me, then again ever since Barack Obama deigned to enter public service, I have noticed quite a few bigot-heads infesting the byways of America.
Does New York supply the “gender” altering surgery to these poor unfortunates? If the cost is prohibitive, perhaps an arrangement with a local university to allow student surgeons some on-the-job training?
“If the cost is prohibitive, perhaps an arrangement with a local university to allow student surgeons some on-the-job training?”
I think that the guards in the detention facilities are perfectly qualified to perform gender-reassignment surgery.