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New York Times Reporters Take Down Anti-terror Program, Set Sights On Immunizations, Nutritious Snacks
The New York Time’s dynamic duo of Erich Licthblau and James Risen have struck gold yet again in their never ending quest to keep Americans well-informed. This time the reporters have managed to bring to light a formerly top-secret Bush administration program that has been used, without the consent of the NYT, to track the financial transactions of international terror groups via wire transfers.
“We are extremely proud of the story and are pleased to be doing our small part in the larger national security effort,” stated Eric Licthblau. “By national security I mean trying to take down Bush, who is the real danger to the American people, so that I can get a sweet book deal.”
Risen went on to say that he concurs with his companion that Bush is a far greater threat to the American people than “make-believe terrorist boogie-men”, and provides solid information to back his assertion.
“I have traveled from the first floor of the New York Times building to the top floor, stopping at every floor in between,” said Risen. “And without exception, everyone I talked to agrees that Bush is the real danger. And just so you know that I am not just some out of touch nutter who lives in a sheltered world here at the NYT, I went out and asked a broad strata of Americans who scares them the most and got the same results. From Berkeley to Burlington, from North San Francisco to West San Francisco from coffee shops to parent’s basements across this great nation, they all agreed: it’s Bush.”
Technorati tags: Bush, NYT, New York Times, leak, terrorism, satire, humor, conservative
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Dont you just love the way the New York Sewer has become the best propeganda peice that the terrorist can buy? maybe BIN LADEN subcribes to the New York Sewer
Terrorist have never had a better ally than the United States media.
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It’s gotten way out of hand, some one has to pay. I dont think the constitution had treason in mind,when they portected the “free press.” the reporters are bad enough but the leakers should be hung in the town square.
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Michelle Malkin has all kinds of these posters reminding us how important it is to keep our secret programs secret.
Gateway Pundit tells us about the Jews within Al Qaeda!
Dan Riehl ca…
The NYT is about as useful as the UN. They should all be made to work at real journalism. They’d probably starve to death.