Faking Retardation Not A Rarity, Experts Say

It was recently discovered that Pete Costello of Tacoma, Washington has been feigning retardation for nearly twenty years while his mother collected disability benefits in his name. While this level of deceit is inconceivable to most of us, experts say that it happens more commonly then we would like to believe.

Psychologist Bradley Fredrickson has conducted a long-term study that takes a hard look at the Ted_kennedy2 reasons people feign retardation.

“One thing we know is that it happens all the time,” said Fredrickson. “And that there are many motivations behind the deceptions. Some, like the Costello’s, do it for the money. Others use it as an escape mechanism; to lower the expectations placed on them by an increasingly demanding world. Others still do it because they do not want to give up good paying jobs at prestigious news organizations like The New York Times.”

Fredrickson would not comment on specific people who were involved in the study, citing confidentiality concerns. However, he did allow that France, San Francisco and the U.S. Senate were “overrepresented.”

H/T- Right Wing News.

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5 Responses to “Faking Retardation Not A Rarity, Experts Say”

  1. Jeff H on December 7th, 2006 1:09 pm

    Cool glasses that fake retard in the pic is wearin’. I needs me a pair jes like ‘em.

  2. jarhead john on December 7th, 2006 6:14 pm

    Absolutely priceless!

  3. David Crawford on December 9th, 2006 1:36 am

    If you’ve ever been to Tacoma you quickly realize that, while it isn’t required that you be retarded to live there, it sure helps.

  4. Peace Moonbeam on December 10th, 2006 11:14 am

    Hilarious!

  5. spacemonkey on December 11th, 2006 4:30 pm

    Mr K may have MOIR or Methanol Overuse Induced Retardation.





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