The news that Saddam Hussein has filed a lawsuit against President Bush and Tony Blair has caused speculation that the former Iraqi dictator has been receiving counsel from either the editorial board of The New York Times, Joel Stein, or both.

“Cranial pork chop torture, destroying an ancient civilization, using WMD’s- it’s all in there,” said one Washington insider and veteran Times watcher referring directly to the suit. “Most damning though are the allegations of pollution to Iraqi air, water and the environment in general.

This could arouse both Greenpeace and PETA. Although these groups have large memberships, up until this point they have not been able to mobilize enough of them at any one point in time to make a large political impact. This could be the catalyst for just such a mobilization. We’ll be monitoring coffee houses and parent’s basements nationwide to check for any signs of mass motivation.”      

Thanks to: Mudville

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