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Top 9 Happenings That Could Prevent Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad From Speaking At Columbia University
9. His cabbie learns he’s from out of town and takes him to Columbia via a “great shortcut” he knows.
8. Refuses to address President Bush as either “Bushitler” or “The World’s Biggest Terrorist.”
7. Gets tickets to Rent.
6. Ban on taser use by university security is upheld.
5. Gets hooked on his hotel’s adult entertainment feature, Mesopotamian Girls Gone Wild and “totally spaces” on the speaking engagement.
4. Osama clears his schedule and becomes available that same evening.
3. His agent informs him that he has been called back for a second reading for the role of “Balki” in the new Lifetime movie, Perfect Strangers: The Golden Years.
2. Mossad wins the bid to handle his personal security detail.
1. Suggests that are innate differences between men and women.
- TNOYF Interview With Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
- Questions Submitted By Columbia University Students For Iranian President Ahmadinejad
- Retro Nose
- NOW Defends Ahmadinejad’s “Kiss And Tell” Policy
- GOP Looks To Collaborate With Ahmadinejad On University Clean-up Project
My favorite? Mossad winning the bid to handle security detail. Don’t they wish???
LK
I enjoyed reading the editorial piece you linked to in #1 (and the rest of the list, too). The piece might not be highlighting something that is tremendously ground-breaking, but it is a sign of things to come if liberals obtain too much power. Thankfully, people like Saletan look at these issues and sort the sensible stuff from the bullsh*t.
Differences between men and women? The next thing you know, you’ll be suggesting that there is no such thing as Santa Claus!
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