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Sudanese Reaction To Mohammed Teddy Bear Reveals Ignorance About The Power Of The Mohammed Brand
The news that a British teacher in Sudan was sentenced to 15 days in jail for allowing her students to name a Teddy Bear “Mohammed” reflects more than simply a clash of religious beliefs and cultures– it also reveals that the Muslim world fails to see the amazing untapped potential of the Mohammed brand.
It’s our belief that American marketers would be thrilled to create Mohammed-licensed products that generate new revenue opportunities and build bridges to the Islamic community. Conversely, this represents a unique opportunity for Islam to communicate the tenets of its belief system to the traditional American community.
It’s a win-win situation.
We’ve taken the liberty of creating some prototypes that reflect the amazing potential of this co-marketing relationship. CLICK ALL TO ENLARGE.
BABY MOHAMMED WETS-A-LOT
Be the envy of your entire madrassa with the new Baby Mohammed Wets-A-Lot doll from Haraamboro Inc.! 3 Realistic Action Settings — diaper-wetting, binky-sucking, and indiscriminate-stabbing– add to the fun of this terrific toy!
“MUTILATION” BOARD GAME
Does your youngster dream of getting his medical degree, setting up a practice in a Western nation, and then plotting the death of scores of infidels? Does he have a talent for genital mutilation that far outstrips his chronological age? Then Mutilation with Mohammed is the game to help harness his precocious energies!
METRO-MALIBU MOHAMMED AND HIS LIFE-PARTNER BARRY
Tired of the Q’aran’s archaic attitudes towards homosexuality? Do you find yourself answering “b” when the other junior jihadis ask you the question: Is that a suicide belt around your waist or are you just happy to see me? Then Metro-Malibu Mohammed is the doll for you! Comes in: Tramp Stamp; Reach Around; and Full Body Wax (pictured) editions. (Life-Partner Barry and Glory-Hole Allah sold separately.)
MOHAMMED 8-BALL
Unsure of the proper protocol for addressing insults to the Prophet? Have a question as to why the Q’aran refuses to follow the “q-u” rule? Just need another opinion on which country’s flag to burn at the demonstration this evening? Then the Mohammed 8-Ball is your choice! You and your friends will be treated to a variety of answers that include: “My sources say burn an American flag.”; “Slit the pig’s throat.”; and the very popular, “It was the Jews fault.”
“MOHAMMEDOPOLY”
Visit Papyrus Place. Take a stroll down the mean streets of Islamabad Avenue. Just be sure to avoid a detour to Israel! It’s capitalism-meets-genital-caning in the great new game Mohammedopoly that is sure to provide hours of fun for the whole family*. (*By “whole family,” we mean heterosexual males of violence-producing age)
PROPHET MINI-WHEATS
Plotting the new caliphate is difficult enough without having to worry about the functionality of your colon. Stay regular in an irregular world with new Prophet Mini-Wheats!
UPDATE: MOHAMMED BRAND CONDOMS! CLICK TO ENLARGE.
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What about their version of TRANSFORMERS?
You guys made me spew coffee all over my keyboard and screen. Great stuff. You are begging for a Fatwah.
BRILLIANT! How about a Mohammed-Potato-Head?
That’s funnty stuff, but I wonder if it wouldn’t be better to hold off on it until after this woman is deported. She just barely avoided a vicious beating, and if stuff like this gets too far around, I’m worried that some other Islamist douchebag will find a way to “review” her sentence again and find that she does, indeed, deserve the flogging after all for contributing to an atmosphere of mockery towards the Grand Poobah.
Kensington, I doubt they’d get that far down the article without burning the computer to realize that it had to do with the teacher.
God gave humanity and also Canadians a sense of humor to help us not take human things too seriously.
What about a “Muhummad’s Mouth” toilet?
This is great. I am especially fond of “Mohammedopoly.” Keep the excellent mockery! =)
How about a variation on the SIMS
LMAO
“…second place in a beauty contest. Prepare to be stoned, whore!”
LMAO!! That’s brilliant.
Fortunately, I remembered not to be drinking anything while reading this.
Unfortunately, my co-wokers think I’m stark raving mad for laughing out loudly.
Nicely done, gentlemen!
Thank you all for the nice feedback. Although we appreciate all of the support now, we will really be grateful for anything you’ll be able to do once we’re buried up to our chins in the Afghani desert.
How about:
“Your son is a martyr collects 500 camel turds.”
I especially like “Metro-Malibu Mohammed and Life Partner Barry”. Great stuff guys.
How about Prophet Condoms, because “you never really know where your goat has been.”
I like Prophet Condoms, Heaver. “Because AIDS is not just a camel disease anymore.”
How did you guys miss the obvious “Mohammad’s Chemistry Set and Body Harness” for those young suicide bombers needing help on building decent explosives.
And not to leave out “Mohammed’s Dangerous Book for Young Boys”. I’ll leave the obvious short description of that product to your wonderfully twisted minds.
Islam is such a disgusting, violent religion. I don’t know why Christianity is the official world religion, but it damn well should be!
I would like to upload the image here but cannot find a link to upload images, but you can find the “Teddy Mohammed T-Urban Gangsta” pic here on my blog:
http://straydoggs.blogspot.com/
Feel free to copy it and use it here - I am the designer and owner of the pic.
Pure genius.
How about Mohammad Chia pets the hair and suicide belt watch em grow…….. Mohammad Hot Wheels car bomb evry little Jihady will want one……..
Mohammed Etch-a-Forbidden Image
Mohammed Jew Trap (based on Mouse Trap)
Risk - renamed Jihad
Mohammed Logs
My Little Camel Camelville Oasis
Chatty Aisha
Erector Set complete with jet airliner
Mohammed Easy Bake Falafel Maker
Mohammed Chemistry Wiz Solid Liquid Gaseous Explosives
Mohammed Jack-in-the-Box
Mohammed IED version of Battleship
Mohammed adulterer piñata
Mohammed gay Hangman
Mohammed Sheep Head Croquet set
Mohammed Cowboys and Jews outfits
Farfur Mouse Playhouse
Farfur and Minni Mouse coloring book
Mohammed Pedal Suicide Car
Trick Bomb Can of Mixed Nuts
Mohammed Little Jihadist Rocket kit
Mohammed Hacky Sack
Rubik’s Ka’ba
Poppy Patch Kid
Mohammed Mosque Lego Blocks set
Mohammed Radio Flyer Carpet
Mohammed HO scale Camel Caravan
Mohominid urinal cakes
Good for you, boys. Good for you.
Mo stinks!
Now why don’t we have guys like you on TV, i’d pay premium to watch stuff like this. Its about time America put an end to political correctness.
Typical rightwing neocons. Thinking your insults are funny. No wonder your party wis destined for the trash heap of history. You rethugs have ruined the country.
So Rainmold or Moondust or whatever the hell this moonbat’s name is doesn’t like the humor. I’m inferring that she thinks this teacher should have been jailed and/or killed for the teddy bear flap. Give “peace” a chance, eh Dewlilly?
Typical rightwing neocons. Thinking your insults are funny.
True dat. We think our insults are frickin’ hilarious. We’ll still be giggling like retards when we’re on the ash heap of history.
hey rainlillie when your party wins it all and the jihady’s are about to cut your head off because you showed a ankle in public you will look back at this and think them guys at the nose on your face were pretty funny
You’ve got to check out MorningDew’s, er, Rainlillie’s blog. It’s a shrine to Mrs. Breck, John Edwards, and filled with a level of mindless blathering that is painful to read.
I’m w/raindiddly — clitorectomies for all hands, starting with Life Partner Barry! That’ll make the world love us again, for sure!
maybe we should all walk like an egyptian
hey rainlillie we have idiots like you here in the u.k., maybe you should all live in iran for a year, i’m willing to bet that you wont stay the whole 12 months
to the maker & creator of this website & all those posting stuff thinking they are funny somehow, the only good thing you are doing here is that you are confirming your reservation tickets (inshallah) to HELL, where you well be hung by your tongue, found humilated on the ground, noone to rescue you, you will say: i wish i was a muslim & i wish i can go back in time to do so.
if i could live millions of years & die & live again & die & live again & keep dieing & coming back to life again, i will always want to be a muslim believing & worshipping only one God (Allah), & following the techings of his last prophet Mohmammed Peace Be Upon Him.
look & stare at your inner self & think deeply about what are you doing here, be human enough & save yourself, no one will save YOU.
To the ass that made these insults to our prophet, I want to tell you that this life will end soon & the rest is for allah the god of everything & there you will see how fun have these pictures, & I’m sure that you don’t know anything about this great prophet because if take a look in his history you can estimate what mistake you are doing now
Sounds like Musil needs to eat more muesli…
A Muslim, You people have no sense of humor. I knew Mohammed, Mohammed was a friend of mine, A muslim You are NO Mohammed. You my friend are an ASS. Or maybe you hump your ass (donkey). Either way these are funny and you muslims are idiots. Fact the world is round not flat like my ignornant buddy Mohammed thought.
You can draw,what ever fucking dame you want,
you can say what ever fucking dame you want,
you can think what ever fucking dame you want,
BUT…You cant face me,just that what I want from god. if we come face to face you well see what the fucking dame you deserve.
I’m a muslem,I’m a MOHAMMED’s Soldier,
I love him and all prophets as well as Jesuse
he is a human and he is my prophet too (my god wont and dont need to have a human child or any children because he is mighty over that all).
But you fucking disgusting christian people you dont have nothing.
I’m not going to discuss any thing with you,
yes İslam is a violent religion just for you,because thats what you deserve.
Damen…I have too be more bad than that,to kile people like you.see you or your fuck cristian people in the armageddon war day at 2035..27 years left
There is nothing like a dame…
Cheers!
Extremely funny shit on this webite, love it!! The Islam religion is the reason why all the Islamic countries are such voilent places to live. In my opinion, all religions suck because all it ever does is cause war. I have no faith in God and seriously doubts that he exists. And if he does, he doesn’t give a shit about us.
FUCK ALLAH