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Robert Byrd To Help Hamas “Get Whites Their Whitest”
Hamas Troop 447 recently entered the Guinness Book of World Records after completing a mind-boggling seventy-three hour session of “rub your tummy, pat your head.” Other than a number of reports of “feeling a bit chafed” after wards, troop members were in excellent spirits. 
“We trained very hard to achieve the record, this is most exciting,” stated a visibly giddy Walid Balfour. “And the support we have received from people all around the world has been just phenomenal. Syrians, North Koreans and even Americans have sent gifts and letters. Where is San Francisco by the way?”
Showing yet another trace of a growing American influence, Troop 447 collectively responded to a reporters question of “What’s next for you guys?” with “We’re blowing up Disneyland!”
Update: Robert Byrd has offered up his secret technique for getting stubborn blood stains out of white sheets.
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