NOW Defends Ahmadinejad’s “Kiss And Tell” Policy

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad retained support from feminist groups across the United States recently even after revealing vivid details of his blind date with Smurfette of “The Smurfs”, Ahmadinejadsmurf2 fame.

The National Organization of Women had originally praised Ahmadinejad’s decision to date the 1980’s television star, calling the duo “a potential power couple par excellence.” That group still stands by the Iranian President even after learning of his less-than-chivalric actions. 

“We felt, and still feel, this is a great way to ease international tensions that have been brought on by America’s aggressive actions towards Iran,” said NOW spokeswomyn Pat Mahvee. “That has not changed. What you have to understand is that this sort of behavior is part of their culture in the Middle East. The burkas. The genital mutilation. Those are centuries-old traditions. It’s not like he said that men were inherently better at science or something like that.”

Ahmadinejad received criticism from some after unceremoniously holding a press conference outside of Smurfette’s apartment the morning after their date.  

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