Islamofascist Police Checkpoint Yielding Results

Border_patrol “Okey-dokey let’s take a look at what we have here Mr. …umm… oh here it is… Mr. Johansson. Well your permit to carry IED’s is in order. Good, good. Eight, nine, ten… looks like you caught the limit on human heads. Nice work too, that blonde is a real beauty. Unfortunately, I am going to have to ticket you for carrying a mutilated labia in an open container. I hate to be a stickler but the captain is really busting my balls about that. Have a good day sir.” (AFP/File/Paul Richards)

Share and Enjoy: These icons link to social bookmarking sites where readers can share and discover new web pages.
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • StumbleUpon
  • Technorati
  • Fark
Related posts 
  1. Cynthia McKinney Gives Security A “Thriller”
  2. Abu “Hoo-Hoo” Zarqawi Speaks
  3. Robert Byrd To Help Hamas “Get Whites Their Whitest”
  4. Retro-Nose: Top 9 Alternate Names For The Global War On Terror
  5. Couric, Elmo Have The Right Fluff

This entry was posted on Wednesday, September 27th, 2006 at 11:23 am and is filed under Conservative satire, Islamofascism. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

Comments

2 Responses to “Islamofascist Police Checkpoint Yielding Results”

  1. spurwing plover on September 27th, 2006 9:44 pm

    Looks like the arabs like driving SUVs as well too bad for the eco-wackos

  2. Ron Williams on September 29th, 2006 11:49 pm

    Spurwing plover, if you notice, that’s a car. I’m interested in your term “eco-wackos”. My suggestion regarding that is http://www.ronsnexus.com/node/108. And regarding the idea that global warming is fake (as it seems), the earth has no other option but to heat up currently. With ice caps shrinking there is less surface area which air can come in contact with the icy surface which would cool the air. With that, there is no option but to heat up with less space. However I’m not interested in continuing a debate which will end with continuous denials and insults similar to eco-wackos as you call people above.

    Oh, and I’m republican, check http://www.rightbump.com/ if you don’t believe me. That’s my site.





Next: Fourth Bee Gee Makes Triumphant Return From The Middle East »
Previous: « Clinton’s Aggressive Tactics Don’t Work With Islamic Rage Boy