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I had money on this game and now I’m really pissed. If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it 1000 times, The Sharks are always too impatient. The Rules clearly state that all Whore shooting must occur within the 10. Stupid Sharks–last time I place my money on them I swear to Allah.
“The Rules clearly state that all Whore shooting must occur within the 10.”
Great point MK. And on top of that, it is very difficult to put together consistent performances from week to week when all of your best whores keep getting shot.
They need to join the 21st Century (at least for the games) and institute instant replay.
Silly boys, you’re confusing sports. That is clearly a futbol field, not a football field, and there are no yard lines. The problem is the whore is supposed to be within the penalty arc directly in front of the goalie box. As you can see from the photo, she is within the box, and she also appears to be offsides.
“As you can see from the photo, she is within the box, and she also appears to be offsides.”
To the untrained eye perhaps. The infraction was called because she was actually the last defender back, and was judged to have taken down the other team’s striker on a breakaway. As such, the referee was quite correct to call the penalty and to shoot her in the back of the head.
However, he should have taken her to midfield to give all of the spectators a better view. This should be addressed at the weekly official’s meeting.
Sounds like last Saturday’s soccer game for my youngest when I got kicked off the field by the referee. Hmm.
Temper, temper, Stacy.
It was worth it.
This the cheer from the Blue and white clad Burka/Chadoor wearing Shialeaders on the sidelines:
“Hit ‘em high,hit ‘em low…Shoot ‘em in the head.”
Kill the whore and kill her dead.
She is a woman, worthless as hell.
I-N-F-I-D-E-L
Oh, the cheers of my youth–how I miss attending games live. I have to agree with Buckley–if the whore is not brought to midfield then shooting her is really a wasted event. Think about the poor who can only afford endzone seats–they are missing the entire thing. Typical of those damn Sharks–always stepping on the poor.
OK…that post and all of these comments are just plain WRONG.
And in bad, bad taste.
Y’all should be ashamed of yourselves.
(But I know you won’t be)
I’m not. Anyone?
Nope. I lost what little sense of shame I had after posting a picture of Ron Jeremy with an ostrich head jammed up his rectum and a finch impaled on his manhood.
Nigel’s TNOYF-friendly. And everything he said is true. But half the battle with any problem is admitting it first.
You’ve missed the point again. Shooting the whore releases cordite fumes which are recognized as greenhouse gases which raise the temperature significantly. The environmentally friendly way of killing a whore is stoning(and that’s more fun anyway, as it prolongs the agony). You really should be more responsible.
Excuse me Joe, but while stoning is far more ecologically sound and fun, it is against the rules.
I mean, it would be great if during the 100-meter dash runners could hop into a sports car and zoom away to the finish line but they can’t. Or if during the annual hot dog eating competition a contestant were to use Rosie O’Donnell as their “designated eater”, but that would not be fair.
Fair play is key.
Well this is one hell of a game of “Kill the Carrier,” ain’t it?
Gentlemen,
Get your dates straight, there were no executions in Kabul Stadium while the US was in control of Kabul. The correct date is 4/17/99.
Mike
“Gentlemen,
Get your dates straight, there were no executions in Kabul Stadium while the US was in control of Kabul. The correct date is 4/17/99.
Mike”
Who let Billy Buzzkill in?