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British Hostage Crisis Nearly Resolved By Masked Prankster
The tense standoff between Iran and Britain over the fifteen sailors who were captured by the Iranians last week almost came to a quick conclusion earlier today thanks to the handiwork of noted Middle Eastern funny-man Farouk bin Hasim.
Hasim, the host of the wildly popular “Persian Punk’d”, made his way into a meeting of the Iranian Grand Council this morning sporting a Ronald Reagan mask. The reaction was immediate. 
“Oh, but if you could have smelled the collective seat of the Mullah’s robes when they saw him walk in with that Reagan mask on!” said Hasim’s close friend and cameraman Yephik Bashar. “There was a stench in the air more foul than a syphilitic camel sporting Paris Hilton’s undergarments. And the whimpering! ‘A thousand apologies Mr. President Reagan sir!‘ ‘We are so very sorry for the trouble Mr. President Reagan sir!.’ Priceless.”
The religious leaders became aware of the joke shortly after Hasim left and they discovered that their navy was still intact.
The episode will air early next month.
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British Hostage Crisis Nearly Resolved By Masked Prankster…
The tense standoff between Iran and Britain over the fifteen sailors who were captured by the Iranians last week almost ……
Satire alert…
The Nose On Your Face does it again! This hilarious bit is at the expense of the mad mullahs of Iran….
Crazy and wacky they are in iran
The jellyfish in the White House makes one yearn for Ronnie that is for sure. Was it only 28 years ago the same thing happened with another jellyfish as President?!@# History does repeat. Talk is cheap but guts are dear. Too bad we seem to be stuck with gutless “leaders”.