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Britain’s Top 9 New Names For Islamic Terrorists

In an effort to turn the clock back to the halcyon days of the Neville Chamberlain administration, ministers in the United Kingdom have begun using the term “anti-Islamic activity” to refer to what was formerly known as “Islamic terrorism.” This subtle shift in rhetoric is designed to present a more welcoming environment in a country where far too often the feelings of the militant Islamic minority go unmet.

In an effort to help assuage these ruffled feathers, we present the Top 9 New Names For Islamic Terrorists.

9. American Flag Ignition Specialist

8. Retro-Crusade Avoidance Technician

7. Global Caliphate Expansion Consultant

6. Virgin-Muslim Introduction Expediter

5. Arab-Israeli Relations Facilitator

4. Cuddly, Furry Kitten Hugger

3. Islamic Conversion Troubleshooter

2. Cranial Relocation Specialist

1. Clitoral Reconstruction Engineer

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This entry was posted on Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008 at 1:39 pm and is filed under Conservative satire, Islamofascism, Political correctness, Top 9 Lists. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

Comments

7 Responses to “Britain’s Top 9 New Names For Islamic Terrorists”

  1. Lantana on January 22nd, 2008 3:45 pm

    You had a misspelling in Number 4 Buckley - it should read “Cuddly, furry goat hugger” :-)

  2. John on January 22nd, 2008 7:20 pm

    Jewish establishment demolition enthusiast?

  3. T1 on January 23rd, 2008 3:38 am

    Cut rape gynecologist… I mean “cut rate.”

  4. joe redfield on January 23rd, 2008 11:14 am

    9-B - Vendor of infidel-flavored felafel

  5. Erik on January 24th, 2008 10:04 am

    “Clitoral reconstruction engineer”…fantastic.
    Same goes for “cranial relocation specialist”!

  6. WL Mackenzie Redux on January 29th, 2008 12:58 pm

    ” Cranial Relocation Specialist”

    I believe that this career vocation was invented by Warren Kinsella…he also perfected the rectal-cranial insertion manoeuver as well.

  7. Rei on January 29th, 2008 4:12 pm

    I’ve read the term ’single-use activist’ on one site. Brilliant!





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