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Al Qaeda Set To Release “Greatest Hits” Tape

Fans of the Middle Eastern super-group Al Qaeda, affectionately known as “A-Town” by their O_man followers, are anxiously awaiting the July 7th release of that band’s greatest hits collection. Band members have dedicated the album, entitled “Allah Need Is Love… And Some IED’s” to their recently deceased flutist Abu Musab Al Zarqawi. Zarqawi, the petulant bad boy of the group, was killed only weeks ago during a routine bombing incident in Iraq. The group’s lead singer, former Journey front man Osama Bin Laden was equal parts reflective and optimistic regarding the new endeavor.

“Quite honestly I am having mixed emotions,” said the A-Town spiritual leader. “On the one hand I am very excited about the project, but on the other hand it just reminds me of Abu. I will miss his warped sense of humor.”

The album includes most of the groups major hits since their debut in the mid-1980’s including:

  • Stairway to Sama’
  • Me & Hamid Down By the Barnyard
  • Every Woman Must Get Stoned
  • Free Kurd
  • I’ll Have A Blue Ramadan (Without You) 
  • I Got The Post-Decapitation Blues
  • Mesopotamian Rhapsody
  • Afghanistan On My Mind
  • Goat, You Forget About Me

Thanks to: Mudville

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5 Responses to “Al Qaeda Set To Release “Greatest Hits” Tape”

  1. Patriot Xeno on July 6th, 2006 10:52 pm

    Haha, Buckley, I saw this article over at Michelle Malkin
    http://michellemalkin.com/archives/005493.htm
    with the headline “William F. Buckley Said WHAT?” and I thought she was talking about you.

  2. jainphx on July 6th, 2006 11:27 pm

    Wow I have every one of those songs on 45’s. how long do you think i have to keep em before there worth something.Osama,(I thought he’d be a baritone)is a soprano,he really gets those high notes.

  3. buckley on July 7th, 2006 12:05 am

    Xeno- If she confused you, there are obviously untold millions out there who felt the same. Just to be safe, I’m turning TNOYF’s legal team loose on her.

    Jainphx- Just hold on to those. They’ll be worth something someday. Why do you think I save the thousands of mayonnaise jars filled with my own excrement?

  4. fmragtops on July 7th, 2006 3:33 pm

    “flutist” heh. You said “flutist”

  5. Peace Moonbeam on July 8th, 2006 7:07 pm

    “Me & Hamid Down By the Barnyard”

    That’s my favorite. Funny stuff!





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