This past Sunday, eighteen-month-old Hannah Gilligan decided to draw her “papa” a picture for his 35th birthday. It turned out to be a fateful decision for the Burlington, Vermont toddler.

The picture, (below left), began a hailstorm of protest in this deeply, culturally sensitive part of the country when Gilligan family friend Timmy Saint Croix saw it on the refrigerator and pointed out some thinly veiled anti-Muslim properties within. 

“Look, anyone with half a brain can tell that Hannah was depicting the prophet Muhammad in a less-than-flattering manner,” said Saint Croix. “Look at the way she melds the hot pink and yellow lines and then superimposes the orange over the entire piece. That blasphemous little brat may yet get us all killed!”

For their part, Hanna’s family were both stunned and cooperative with authorities.       

“I don’t know why I didn’t see it sooner,” said Hanna’s father, Spencer. “When Timmy pointed it out I felt like such a fool. Of course I called 9-1-1 immediately. They sent in a SWAT Team and took her down. I would have preferred they avoided the non-lethal stuff to teach her a little lesson, but the Taser did appear to cause her a great deal of pain. However, that is nothing compared to the pain our Muslim friends must be feeling after bearing yet another insult to their great religion.” 

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