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The Nose On Your Face’s Paris Hilton Interview
We here at The Nose On Your Face had the good fortune recently to sit down with well-born television personality and general party-girl-about-town Paris Hilton. We chatted with her about everything from her recent engagement to Greek shipping heir Paris Latsis to her upcoming film, Some Are In Paris.
TNOYF: Hi Paris, thanks for taking the time to speak with us.
Paris Hilton: Of course. I’m a big fan of noses. I have one you know.
TNOYF: Well it’s just a name really and… Never mind. Let’s hop right in shall we? You are stranded on a deserted island and can bring with you any three things you want. What do you bring?
Paris Hilton: The whole city of Los Angeles, pennicillin and the complete second season of The Wiggles. That’s hot.
TNOYF: Really? The whole city? This is not a huge deserted island we’re talking about here and LA is enormous.
Paris Hilton: You said I could bring anything!
TNOYF: Well yes I know I did, but it’s not a matter of what I said. Look, Los Angeles has a total area of 472 square miles. We’re talking about an island that is maybe 6-8 square miles. It simply cannot work.
Paris Hilton: The back of my eyes are staring to hurt.
TNOYF: Sorry about that. Let’s move on. You have a new movie coming out soon, Some Are In Paris. Can you tell us a little bit about it?
Paris Hilton: It’s sort of a romantic comedy but without the comedy and romance and with more hot sex between strangers.
TNOYF: Are you expecting a big opening?
Paris Hilton: I hope not. I do these special exercises where I squeeze my …
TNOYF: No, I meant your film!
Paris Hilton: Oh! Sorry. I’m such a goose sometimes!
TNOYF: Okay. Next question. If you were a tree, what type of tree would you be?
Paris Hilton: If I were a what?
TNOYF: A tree.
Paris Hilton: Not ringing a bell.
TNOYF: Moving right along. You are known around the world for your wild, partying lifestyle. Yet, at 24 years old you chose to get engaged. Why did you make that decision?
Paris Hilton: I made that decision for a few reasons. First of all, his name is Paris! I mean what are the odds of two people named Paris finding each other? It’s like fate or something. B, he’s from Athens and I have always had a soft spot for French men. And fourth he ships magnets! Magnets are hot!
TNOYF: No Paris, he is a shipping magnate. That means that he… oh never mind.
Paris Hilton:I like when you explain stuff to me. What are you doing after this interview?
TNOYF: Me? Why I… uhh… gee… well… I’m married and… I’m allergic to chlamydia.
Paris Hilton: Married? That’s way hot!
TNOYF: Well that concludes our interview. Thanks for taking the time to meet with us Paris.
Paris Hilton: Hey! Where are you going? Get back here!
(Thanks to Outside the Beltway and The Mudville Gazette.)
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~I love Paris in the springtime, I love Paris in the fall…~
Great now I have an old showtune runing rampant in my head…though Cole Porter and Ms Hilton…now, there is something to cogitate over *grin*.
A hilarious post. Very funny stuff. I could actually picture that happening in my head. Thanks for the laughs.
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