Guest Editorial by Al Sharpton

When they framed OJ the first time, I was fairly reserved. I thought, “Hey, that might have been an honest mistake. It could happen to any law enforcement organization.” (Editor’s note: Okay, I didn’t really say that. I called them “bigoted, racist, honkey-ass honkey cracker mother-f******,” but I am taking a little poetic license here.)As the trial unfolded and it became even more clear that that corrupt police force had directed upwards of 97% of their already overtaxed resources towards besmirching the good name of a black football legend, I seethed but still said little.

My spirits were buyoed when the jury returned with a verdict of “innocent.” However, that feeling of elation was short-lived as a civil court (clearly not aware of who the real victim was) ordered Simpson to pay an exorbitant sum to the family of alleged murderee and confirmed Jew, Ronald Goldman.

Which brings us to today. Dateline Las Vegas, Nevada (which, you will note is most decidedly outside of the jurisdiction of the Los Angeles Police Department). The LAPD is demonstrating once again that their reach does not exceed their grasp as they are attempting to pin yet another violent crime on the former Naked Gun star and African-American hero.

However, much like the first set-up, many questions remain unanswered. Among them:

• Do you find it curious that the LAPD waited for superstar attorney Johnny Cochran’s death before reframing Simpson? I do. Although I can’t say I blame them for wanting to avoid his brilliant legalese delivered in Earth-shatteringly rhythmic verse. 
• Who was it the LAPD found to mimic Simpson’s voice in those threatening audio clips? I don’t know. However, I don’t think it’s a coincidence that Rich Little cannot account for his whereabouts around the time the alleged crime occurred.
• Was it even an impostor? Does the LAPD have anyone on the force who has expertise in Jedi mind-control techniques? (Chillingly, my souces have discovered that 98% of the LAPD have seen at least one film in the Star Wars trilogy, a trilogy by the way which features only two prominent black characters. The first, Lando Calrissian played by Billy Dee Williams, is portrayed as a gambler and a turncoat. The second is that Jedi played by Samuel L. Jackson, which doesn’t even count since all Hollywood movie contracts now have clauses in them that call for Jackson to have at least a minor role.)
• Where was Mark Fuhrman during this period of time? And on the same topic, isn’t it fascinating that a racist like Fuhrman has found a home as a regular contributor on the equally racist Fox News Channel?

I have not even spoken to OJ yet, but I can tell you what happened. OJ was at his home minding his own business, doing some fundraising work for his inner-city leprosy foundation, and trying to think up ways to pay off the ridiculous verdict awarded to the family of the moneylender (as if they need any more money).  An LAPD cop disguised as Kato Kaelin came to the door and they had a tearful reunion. After luring OJ into his car, the Kaelin-clone slipped him a rufie and it was off to Vegas. Bam. Once again the LAPD has placed OJ at the scene of a crime.

As far as what happened next, your guess is as good as mine. However, I can tell you this. It wasn’t OJ that robbed that boy. If it was, he was most likely under the control of some nefarious characters.  If he wasn’t under the control of some nefarious characters, than he was obviously pushed over the edge with grief after losing his wife all those years ago. How about some modicum of sympathy and respect for the grieving?

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