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New Footage Of Tom Cruise’s Scientology Rally
Yet again, TNOYF reporters have uncovered a tape that suggests we’re not getting the entire story from the mainstream media.
This is footage of a recent Scientology rally with Tom Cruise.
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I LOVED lOVED LOVED lOVED the brilliant and most fitting melding of archival footage of the Hitler Youth, the Teutonic zeal of a few madcap Beer Hall Putsches and Tom Cruise’s Scientologist Indoctrination video.
Mein Gott, he had Rommel hanging on his every word!
I enjoyed it very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very much!
Best,
LK
Anyone who gets cuaght up in this scientology poppycock is out of their minds as crazy as those bungy jumpers
Sir, you have grossly misrepresented Scientology. But if you cut me a check made out to “cash” I’ll explain why.
Spurwing; even the bungee jumpers look at scientology and think those loons are batshit crazy.
Okay, you guys are getting really good at the moviemaking.
That was an awesome peice. I see that having some legs.
That was really great editing too. Good job boys!
Oh, look!
Someone finally gave the Wookiee a medal!
Are you kidding me? Spock is a Nazi?!!?? (crying)–I guess I’ll have to ebay all my Trek stuff now. Once again you guys have cut me to the quick–cut right at the heart of my being. I’m renouncing my membership to the Starship Federation. (weeping).
I love the “Those Nazi’s could really cheer…” comment.
Hilarious, yes. Let’s watch the funny little scientologist rant about his fairy tale. But really how much different is Cruise’s made up story compared to resurrections and virgins birth? Or Muhammad flying up to heaven on a winged horse? Or Joseph Smith finding magic seer stones to translate the golden plates which is now the book of Mormon.
My point is that all religions are kooky. Everyone lives in their own bubble of delusion. To a Chistian, the virgin birth of baby cheeses make perfect sense. To a Muslim Mohammed flying on Pegasus is not something to laugh about. And so on with the whacky Mormons.
Imagine what it would be like if everyone you knew believed in unicorns? And not only that, but what if they also worshipped unicorns? What if they held a book about unicorns to be the divine truth of the universe? What if they invoked unicorns to advance their political agendas? What if they pontificated about how non-unicorn-believers were indecent people incapable of morality? And what if they claimed that morality can only be predicated on the unquestioning belief in unicorns? Just switch the word Jesus with unicorn and you now know what it’s like to be an atheist living in America.
Dirk, if a Christian pontificated how you are indecent then they were wrong to do so. As a Christian I would say you are unsaved but have every chance to be as long as you draw breath. I have a cousin who is an atheist but she isn’t quite so concious of it being so rough to live in America. I guess it is one’s outlook on a lot of stuff that can make a difference.
Thom