Just days after apologizing for a profanity-laden, racial tirade while performing at a comedy club, former Seinfeld star Michael Richards has landed in hot water yet again. This time the object of his wrath was not even an actual person, but rather the dreaded post-Thanksgiving, shopping nightmare known as “Black Friday.”

Witnesses say that the long line outside of a Los Angeles Circuit City may have had something to do with Richard’s outburst. 

“I was shocked,” said fellow customer Dylan Wolak. “Sure the line was long, but that’s how it goes on this day. One minute I’m standing in line waiting for a Nintendo Wii, the next thing I know Kramer’s screaming ‘I’ll get you for this Friday!’ at an imaginary person and then yelling something about cutting out his extra thigh muscle and handing him a lantern to hold on his front lawn. I guess he took the wait personally.”

A Richard’s spokesman issued a statement that cited the Bush administration’s failure to support embryonic stem cell research as the true source of the incident.

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