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Jury Sees Jacko “To Do” List
As the bizarre and often disturbing trial of pop superstar Michael Jackson draws to an end, the American people have received yet another glimpse into the differences between fabulously wealthy superstars and everyday people.
Late Thursday evening prosecutors entered one of Jackson’s personal “To Do” lists into evidence. Court appointed handwriting experts authenticated the list and the jury is expected to have it presented to them during today’s court proceedings.
TNOYF’s Senior Celebrity Pedophile Correspondent was able to obtain a copy of the list.
Things to do today.
- Have one of the butlers shave my Barbie collection
- Check with the vet to find out if llama’s are venomous
- Have my attorney put an offer in on Phyllis Diller’s remains
- Have maintenance repair the “Wonderful World of Prepubescence” exhibit at Neverland
- Have the maid thaw out a human head for tomorrow
- Write a song about children being
suppleprecious andhotwonderful andnaiveinnocent- Ask my attorney if my Liz Taylor puppet can still testify on my behalf
- Beat it
- Cane Bubbles for being insolent
- Have a long talk with my chinchilla
- Ask Gary Busey to stop calling
- Stop being a wanton pedophile
- Check into dual citizenship between the U.S.A and Pluto
Defense attorneys maintain that far from proving that Jackson is a molester, this list actually portrays a side of him that should be familiar to all Americans.
“Who among us doesn’t make up a little ‘to do’ list to help us through the day?” asked a Jackson lawyer rhetorically. “Look yourself in the mirror and ask: ‘Hasn’t Gary Busey stalked me at one time too‘? ‘Haven’t I caned my chimpanzee when he was out of line?‘ I know I have. If you are being honest with yourself, the answer is probably ‘yes’ as well.”
Closing arguments are expected to begin early next week.
Thanks to Mudville.
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- Chimps & Drugs & Rock ‘n’ Roll
- Jackson In Hot Water
- Best Of “The Nose On Your Face”
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