“Gills, no vocal chords and a low tolerance for alcohol.”
- Senator Ted Kennedy on his ideal woman.
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Dean Declares “Oral War On Terror” »“My word, yes. Paris Hilton. If I’m going to get a burning sensation in my genitals, I want it to be because there is a bound and gagged young Asian boy holding a candle with his neck beneath my scrotum while he begs for his life with his pathetic, pleading stare. Not from eating bad skank meat.”
- Jeffrey Dahmer when asked during a recent TNOYF interview if there was anyone he would not have eaten while he was alive.
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You are just sick! But you alredy knew that!
jeffery Duamer is dead he was killed by one of the inmate in the prison where he was sent we dont have to car for him anymore
=D
but…wait….isn’t jeffery dahmer…dead?
As a doornail.
Scroll down the main page or follow the link and you will see how we were able to conduct the interview (Actually, on the 11th anniversary of his death).
“Abu Musab al Zarwqawi gets killed at roughly the same rate that my grandmother died when I was in college and had a term paper due.” - Buckley F. Williams
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ted kennedy has no backbone he is more spineless then a jellyfish