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TNOYF Welcomes New Staff Member
As part of our ongoing effort to provide you, the reader, with the best fake news possible from as diverse a perspective as we are able, The Nose On Your Face has hired Chief Hucking Bull as our newest staff member.
The Chief’s salary will be paid for in part by a grant from the new No Minority Left Unoffended program.
“NMLU is a terrific program and we are glad to see that such a respected fake news outlet as The Nose On Your Face is taking advantage of this great opportunity,” stated a NMLU sponsor.
One of Chief Hucking Bull’s main duties will be to translate TNOYF’s archives into his native Lakotah. We sat down with the Chief recently to get to know him a bit better.
TNOYF: Welcome to our humble organization mighty Hucking Bull.
CHB: Yeta hai.
TNOYF: Yeta hai. Now, I understand that you are a political junkie. Is that right?
CHB: It is so.
TNOYF: Our readers are very intelligent and well informed so you will likely have to prove yourself to them. Are you ready for a few questions?
CHB: Is the nuh-mee-poom flower ready for pollination from brother bee?
TNOYF: OK then. I’m going to throw out some of the different subjects we have covered and I’d like you to translate them into their Indian name. Let’s start with Ted Kennedy.
CHB: Ahh, from the great Kenn-ed-y peoples of Mass-a- chuss-etts. In my language there are several names for him. He is known as Little Swollen Liver, Drives Iron Horse Into Water, Swims Away Swiftly and Running Mouth.
TNOYF: Not bad. What about Michael Jackson?
CHB: You mean Sleeps With Cubs.
TNOYF: Right. Hillary Clinton?
CHB: Screeching Shrew.
TNOYF: Bill Clinton?
CHB: Mmm. He has powerful medicine this man. He is known as Leaves Sap On Dress.
TNOYF: Michael Moore?
CHB: He is known as Ah-ki-lip-id which roughly translates to fatty-fatty-two-by-four.
TNOYF: Wow, you really do have a talent for this.
CHB: It is a gift from the forest spirits.
TNOYF: Well, I trust that everyone will be suitably impressed with your abilities and they can look forward to hearing more from you in the near future.
CHB: Chin-ki-ro a a ah.
TNOYF: Same to you.
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LOL, nice one. Welcome to TNOYF, Chief.
hehe, Leaves Sap On Dress!
I think Chief Hucking Bull could benefit greatly from an alliance with Chief Churchill of the Fugawee tried. This memo explains it in terms you will understand.
http://theidiotmaster.blogspot.com/2005/03/memo-regarding-ward-churchill.html
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