For those who care. Or who notice. Or who care to notice. The Nose On Your Face has had a somewhat irregular posting schedule over the past month. We would like to let you know that we will be resuming regularly scheduled posting as of tomorrow.

We are predicting a severe drop in the quality of the writing as our staff has spent much of the summer so far at a very exclusive and non-diverse (apart from the waitstaff) conservative satire resort, and our collective motivation is quite low.

However, we will make every effort to regain your trust and to try to continue delivering the fake news that you cannot find anywhere outside of the mainstream media. This is our pledge. Our vow. Our sacred pact. Our covenant with you, the reader.

Stay tuned.

(Thanks to Mudville.)

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