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Helen Thomas Sour On New Jack Bauer Role or “Bush Lied, Poopy Flied!”

A somewhat disgruntled Helen Thomas, (pictured at left next to her mate Mongo), is reportedly Helen_thomas quite unhappy over President Bush’s selection of Jack Bauer as the new White House Press Secretary.

During a recent press conference that she held to discuss the matter, Thomas was quoted as saying both “pfffffttttt!!!!” and “woo-oo-oo-oo!!” in reference to the appointment. Thomas showed further displeasure with the decision by repeatedly banging her arms on the table and flinging fecal matter into the crowd.

Experts say that although they may seem extreme, the aforementioned behaviors are quite normal in mainstream media reporters during a Republican administration. 

Thanks to: Mudville

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12 Responses to “Helen Thomas Sour On New Jack Bauer Role or “Bush Lied, Poopy Flied!””

  1. a4g on April 21st, 2006 11:46 am

    Buckley, I believe with Ms. Thomas those are called “columns,” and not “fecal matter.” But I certainly understand the confusion.

  2. PO'ed on April 21st, 2006 12:50 pm

    You republicans make me sick…Helen Thomas is a brave and fair reporter, who may have a sickening weight problem…yes, but nevertheless deserves some respect.

  3. fmragtops on April 21st, 2006 3:42 pm

    Ms. Thomas must have had a make over prior to taking that picture. The old girl never looked so good…At least not since she arrived here on the Santa Maria.

  4. buckley on April 21st, 2006 4:16 pm

    a4g- My mistake. That is the beauty of the blogosphere though; a built in set of checks and balances.

  5. David Drake on April 21st, 2006 6:44 pm

    I fully concur with fmragtops. The image of Helen Thomas you posted is quite stunning. I had no idea she could appear so seductive.

  6. jainphx on April 21st, 2006 9:55 pm

    You think she’s stunning now, you should have seen her when she was alive.

  7. larry on April 21st, 2006 10:47 pm

    I WANT A JOKE EVERYDAY

  8. Right Truth on April 22nd, 2006 12:11 am

    Comdedy, East and West

    Have you heard about our “new press secretary” via Publius Rendevous, Flopping Aces and GOP and the City BREAKING! According to Flopping Aces and GOP

  9. Bukko on April 22nd, 2006 7:33 am

    I looked at your site thinking there might be some humour. (Pardon the spelling. I was born in the U.S. but I emigrated to Australia last December to escape the fascist Cheney regime, and I’m practising my Brit-spelling…) But you’ve again proven the point I make to the Aussies — right-wingers have no sense, of humour or otherwise. Good luck with the coming nuclear war, economic implosion and dissolution of your country!

  10. fmragtops on April 22nd, 2006 7:35 pm

    Is it just me, or do libs now embody the right-wing satire from the 90’s?

  11. Stop The ACLU on April 23rd, 2006 1:11 pm

    Sunday Funnies

    Here is Carnival of Comedy
    Barking Moonbat has a Sunday Funny
    Iowahawk has Zarqawi guest blogging.
    Gateway Pundit has a look at the sick humor of the left.
    Expose The Left has more nonsense from Kerry.
    Wuzzadem on patting yourself on the back.
    Dean …

  12. spurwing plover on April 23rd, 2006 3:18 pm

    Just your typical liberal demacratic jackass boot licking blabber mouth looking for a pulitzer





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