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Blogging Institute Releases “Troll Survey”
An in-depth new study was recently released by the Blogging Institute that takes a hard look at the phenomenon of “trolling”, or leaving blatantly inflammatory or negative comments on weblogs.
Some of the surveys key findings:
- The vast majority of trolls are related sharing the surname “anonymous.”
- A large number of these individuals live together as was determined by the fact that they have the same e-mail address, “noneofyourbusiness@aol.com.“
- 37 % of male trolls suffer from erectile dysfunction “frequently” or “often.”
- Female trolls fare somewhat better, having trouble achieving an erection only 23% of the time.
- 93% reported being “hooked on a feeling.”
- 98% stated that they have felt either “very lonely”, “extremely lonely” or “Rosie O’Donnell lonely” within the past month.
- Gary Busey was listed most often, 28% of the time, as their personal hero. Scooby-Doo’s pal Shaggy was next at 22%, while “that black, shadowy, Mexican lookin’ dude on my t-shirt” came in at 17%.
- 73% have applied for an intern/extern position with Bill Clinton.
- 83% plan on “storming the White House.”
- 7% reported being employed. 23% were unsure what the term meant. And 67% had to “bust out of here pronto to deliver this double cheese with pepperoni.”
Thanks to: Mudville
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And when exposed to sunlight TROLLS turn to stone making some very intresting statues in your garden
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Yeah, I’m reeling from the Hasselhoff exposure as well. Oh my eyes.
“Hooga hooga ooga chakkah” to all of you.
As long as I have the bandwidth, “The Hoff” has a home!!!!
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