Guest Editorial by Islamic Rage Boy

After hearing the mounting lies and distortions from Westerners and assorted other infidels on the subject of the giant statue of a “meditating” Buddha that was blown up in the Swat district on Saturday- for which I take full responsibility- I thought it only proper to respond.

First of all, meditation is in the eye of the beholder. The only time the obese Buddhist wretch displayed any signs of “peace” or “tranquility” was after we had dispatched him with several thousand pounds of well-placed C-4. Until that point, he was poised cat-like, ready to strike at me and my fellow peaceloving Muslims who had merely happened through the area in search of one of our wayward whores who had skipped out on her daily genital caning.

Imagine our shock and horror when we came around the corner to find this overstuffed stone cabbage prepared to attack with the fury of a thousand jungle beasts. Anyone who claims that Buddhism is the religion of peace, clearly has not encountered one of these ferocious sedimentary leviathans who act as the gatekeepers of this most oppressive faith.   

As we drew back in terror, the behemoth kept coming, mocking us with chants of “That Danish cartoon was spot on, Muslim swine!” and “Your mama’s so haram, they performed her cliterectomy in effigy!” As he taunted us, lightning bolts flew at us from his eyes and flames lapped at us from his outstretched fingertips! 

We were simply defending ourselves, much the same way we would be forced to defend ourselves against hordes of rampaging homosexuals who sought to subjugate us via their malevolent leers and impeccable sense of fashion - if such creatures in fact existed.

  

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