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Ike Turner On Iraqi Women’s Rights
Guest Editorial-
For all of you who may not be aware of it, there is a new report that was just released by the United Nations which asserts that Iraqi women, who were systematically raped, beaten, executed or some combination thereof under Saddam Hussein, are actually worse off today then they were under the former president’s regime.
I am here to say in the strongest possible terms that I concur with this report.
Although Mr. Hussein made some minor errors in judgment during his tenure as president, his treatment of his women-folk was not one of them. If a trick got out of line, he had to check her ass. If she popped off on a regular basis… well… a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.
A fella has to keep his bitches in line or else s*** gets all out of whack. Case in point. In Iraq today you got women trying to walk right next to their men. Not ten paces back, right next to them. What’s more, they’re showing their faces in public. No black veils. No black burkas. Not even a black eye. Just nekkid faces. Where does this sort of behavior lead?
I’ll tell you where it leads. It leads to women forgetting their place. It leads to women asking questions and getting jobs.
It leads to new schools being built. Schools that seek to fill the heads of sweet, innocent Iraqi girls with all sorts of fancy learning.
This sort of rubbish has no more place in Iraq then it does here in America and I thank the lord that the United Nations has both the courage and foresight to speak out against these injustices.
To all the Iraqi men I say “Keep your pimp-hands strong brothers!” As Iraq goes, so goes the rest of us.
Thanks to: Mudville, Point Five, Wizbang, Samantha Burns
Technorati tags: UN, United Nations, women’s rights, Ike Turner, humor, satire, conservative
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After hearing IKE’s views, I wonder if he may have ran into the “Duke party stripper” shortly after she left the Duke party, and she was too drunk to know it was Ike and not three white guys?
Just a thought!
Oh.My.God. That was freakin’ hilarious. There is just too little Ike Turner humor out there these days.
R.A.M.- I did ask Ike about the Duke situation and all he kept saying was “Ho brought that on her own damn self.”
Draw your own conclusions.
“There is just too little Ike Turner humor out there these days.”
Both Ike and I agree.
Mr. Williams, do you think you could get Mr. Turner to agree to writing a post on the proper way to, ahem, keep your pimp hand strong?
I’ll see what I can do.
The. Funniest. Post. Ever.
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