Peace Mom Cindy Sheehan and her confederates at Code Pink recently announced that they will be “sponsoring a hunger strike” beginning on July 4th that is entitled “Troops Home Fast”. The strike is designed to pressure governmental officials who are not particularly concerned over whether or not Sheehan starves to death, into changing effective foreign policy over the fact that a semi-sane woman who can afford to skip several meals has finally decided to do just that.

“It’s really going to be something,” Sheehan joked. “Jodie’s making her famous ‘nothings-in-a-blanket’. We’ll laugh and tell stories… it’ll be just like the sleepover parties I always wanted to have when I was a little girl if only the other girls hadn’t shunned me.”

Sheehan’s planned protest is gaining momentum with endorsements and promises of support from such Hollywood Squares hopefuls as Dick Gregory and the girl who played Joey Lawrence’s sister’s best friend on Blossom.

However, Sheehan’s international street-cred really soared when she received a coveted endorsement from Mexico’s Manuel Uribe. Uribe is both loved and reviled throughout the United States for his uncanny ability to smuggle illegal aliens in his skin flaps. His bold defiance of American authorities has earned him the nickname, “El Robin Hood de los Flesh”. Thrice named Mexico’s “Teat Smuggler Del Ano“, Uribe vowed to cut his caloric intake to 12,000 a day to show his support.

TNOYF placed several calls to Code Pink to inquire as to what exactly would require sponsorship at a hunger strike, but there have been no responses as this article went to print. 

Thanks to: Mudville

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