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Air America/DeVille Link Under Investigation

Embattled liberal radio network Air America has come under a great deal of fire recently over charges that they embezzled nearly $800,00 from a Bronx based boys and girls club. These charges stem from the fact that they embezzled nearly $800,000 from a Bronx based boys and girls club. Cruella5_1

Upon closer investigation, TNOYF’s Senior Liberal Embezzlement Correspondent discovered some highly questionable hiring practices as well.

According to an intercepted internal memo, convicted felon Cruella DeVille was secretly brought on board in April of this year to “institute extreme financial and personal discipline”  at the station.

One AA employee, speaking on condition of anonymity had this to say: “That lady is crazy! If we didn’t meet our sales quotas she’d kill a puppy right in front of us. A puppy! She preferred dalmatians for some reason, but any dog would do. And we have PETA members on our board!”

In other news, Droopy Dog has once again been hospitalized for severe depression.

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This entry was posted on Monday, August 1st, 2005 at 1:02 pm and is filed under Conservative satire, EARACHE's, Fake News, Satire. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

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5 Responses to “Air America/DeVille Link Under Investigation”

  1. Jay on August 1st, 2005 2:27 pm

    Don’t know why PETA members would get upset, PETA does the same thing.

  2. a4g on August 1st, 2005 2:46 pm

    I’ve seen that death mask face before, but I think the name is properly spelled:
    J-a-n-e-a-n-e G-a-r-a-f-a-l-o.

  3. basil's blog on August 1st, 2005 6:02 pm

    Supper: 8/1/2005

    Try one of these specials with your supper: Right Wing News contacted right-wing blogs about least favorite people on the right. Apparently, this little blog isn’t right wing enought to be asked. ScrappleFace reports good news from the oil front.

  4. Daedalus on August 2nd, 2005 3:05 pm

    Boy, it sure is funny how you people refuse to do a little research before posting something. Air America did not embezzle the money, moron. Do some research! (And not from other rightwing copycat sites.)

  5. Conservative Cat on December 3rd, 2005 1:48 am

    Monday

    Nickie Goomba: Durbin Accuses John Roberts of Steroid Abuse Full of Crap: Bolton Basil’s Blog: Headline News Nose on Your Face: Air America/DeVille Link Under Investigation Scrappleface: King Fahd’s Burial Boosts Fossil Fuel Reserves Platypus Society:…





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