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Top 9 Worst Halloween Costumes Of All Time: Volume II

9. The Ghost of Ted Kennedy’s Liver Future

8. Lisa Nowak: Road Trip Version (comes with pre-soiled diaper, realistic “unblinking eyes” mask, and empty Depakote bottle with no refills remaining)

7. Wounded Baby Gazelle (only available at our African Savannah outlets)

6. Iranian Whore (comes complete with culturally unacceptable ankle-cut burka and working airholes)

5. Tab & Rod: The Rockin’ Milli Vanilli Tribute Band!

4. Sabrina the Incontinent Middle-Aged Witch

3. Arachnophobic Spiderman

2. Captain Leprosy (his young ward, “I Overcompensate For My Own Personal Feelings Of Inadequacy By Shaking Your Hand Too Hard When Being Introduced To You Lad”, sold separately)

1. Michael Vick’s Last Place Fighting Dog

Top 9 Worst Halloween Costumes of All Time: Volume I

(Disclaimer: Any similarities between TNOYF’s “Top 9″ lists and other organizations “Top 10″ lists are purely coincidental. As you can see, our lists have 9, theirs have 10. Way different.)

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4 Responses to “Top 9 Worst Halloween Costumes Of All Time: Volume II”

  1. Laurie Kendrick on October 1st, 2007 12:10 pm

    The Arachnaphobic Spiderman and his Webb of Secrecy. Sounds like a Nancy Drew mystery

    But my fave…is “wounded baby gazelle..available ONLY at the African Savannah location”

    You two boys are brilliant.

    LK

  2. Erik on October 3rd, 2007 11:46 am

    I really wonder what Arachnophobic Spiderman would look like.

  3. Buckley F. Williams on October 3rd, 2007 12:00 pm

    Very fearful, Erik.

  4. spurwing plover on October 3rd, 2007 2:49 pm

    the AL GORE GLOBAL WARMING SUIT it consises of a EARTH GLOB MASK a robe reading THE EARTH IN MY MOTHER and a crysatl cube to fit around the mask and it shows A INCENVENT TRUTH while being worn





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