The ACLU suffered a major setback recently when the Senate voted 98-0 to allow U.S. military bases to continue hosting Boy Scout events. The ACLU has long been opposed to the Boy Scouts endorsement of what they call the “pernicious trifecta of moral values, God and heterosexuality.”

“I have to admit that this is a major disappointment,” stated ACLU spokesman Drab Futar. “To call government support of a cabal of homophobes such as the Boy Scouts an outrage is a major understatement. Fortunately, we have been contacted by Air America officials who have ensured us that they have come into some extra money that they will be donating to our appeal.”

The Senate’s unanimous decision comes as a surprise to those who are aware that there are in fact, Democratic Senators.

TNOYF was able to obtain a partial list of the ACLU’s previous demands to the Boy Scouts and they are as follows:

• cease and desist all references (both in printed materials and speech) to anti-civil liberties entities to include conservatives, Republicans and Catholics (or any combination thereof)
• offer merit badges in tolerance, show tunes and Muslim appreciation
• open up enrollment in the Boy Scouts to sex offenders who have apologized
• offer all Boy Scouts literature in both languages: French and Arabic

In other news, another large stash of weapons-grade Nutella has been discovered in the south of France.

Developing…

 

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