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And They Call It “Puppy Love”
When you think of San Francisco many things come to mind. Rice-a-Roni. Men marching in thongs. A thriving homeless population. Well, the “Golden Gate City” can now add “inter-species marriage” to that list.
The aptly named “Puppy Love Resolution” goes into effect immediately and currently pertains only to mammals. However, several reptile rights groups are seeking to expand the resolution’s scope to include cold-blooded animals as well.
“This is a huge step towards rebuilding the bonds between the human and animal communities that were so severely damaged by the Bush administration ,” said Mayor Gavin Newsom. TNOYF believes that this comment was specifically aimed at Bush’s recent “Operation Drop Dumbo” policy.
San Francisco is believed to be the first city to legalize inter-species marriage although there were reports of PETA members and animals inter-marrying on the outskirts of South Park, Colorado late last year.
Newsome went on to describe the resolution as “progressive”, “inclusive” and “any other liberal buzzword you can think of.”
The city council has already announced that “gender confused” married animals will be allowed to receive sex change operations at the taxpayers expense.
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