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While Mexicans Are Away, The Botswanans Play
Tens of thousands of Mexican illegal immigrants skipped work yesterday and joined in the Uno de Mayo protest, a protest that seeks to restore the God-given rights of United States citizenship to Mexican nationals who have been lured north of the border by the siren song of unkempt lawns and filthy motel rooms. However, while they were busy marching the law of unintended consequences struck yet again as a score of Botswanan refugees stormed the nation and laid claim to the jobs that Americans will not do, and that Mexicans are too busy protesting to do.
The leader of the Botswanan contingent, Baruti Dabir, had this to say:
“Click click click. Click. Click click click click. Click. Click click click. Click click click… click. Click? Click click click!”
Many American homeowners are thrilled by the arrival of the Botswanans.
“Diego and Pablito have been so busy marching and protesting lately that my yard has gone to hell in a hand-basket,” said Phoenix resident Trevor Whitman, (pictured at right in his run-down yard with his new Botswanan gardening team). “Since Baruti and his countrymen have arrived I am already starting to see my lawn make a comeback, and they are willing to work for far less than my Mexicans would. I pay the whole tribe fifty shiny buttons and twenty yards of mid-grade, shiny fabric a month. Best of all, they have killed all of the mountain lions that sometimes hunt in the area.”
Technorati tags: illegal immigration, uno de Mayo, satire, humor, conservative, Mexico, immigration
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Immigration - Pictures From The Front Lines
Michelle Malkin and also PJM have various photo round ups of yesterday’s illegal immigrant demonstrations. And I have no doubt some of them are capable of working up ones anger. That doesn’t mean I’d move off of my earlier post
Immigration - Pictures From The Front Lines
Michelle Malkin and also PJM have various photo round ups of yesterday’s illegal immigrant demonstrations. And I have no doubt some of them are capable of working up ones anger. That doesn’t mean I’d move off of my earlier post
If only it were true!
THE bottom line:
What you’ll do for a nickle, I’ll do twice as much for a penny.
If they skipped work to attend a protest like this then they should be fired and no questions asked and screw the EEOC