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TNOYF Exclusive: Audio Tape Of Cheney’s Irregular Heartbeat

cheney4-718971.jpgTNOYF operatives working under cover last night at George Washington University Hospital secured an audio tape of the procedure in which Vice President Dick Cheney’s irregular heartbeat was corrected using an electrical current.

Hospital personnel described the procedure as “routine” for the Vice President.

“It’s nothing we haven’t heard before,” said GWU Hospital spokesman Charles Canter. “Within 2 hours, the Vice President was his old self, feeding long-forgotten detainees to his piranhas in the his quarters while eavesdropping on Nancy Pelosi’s phone call with the Syrian president. Just another day at the office.”

cheneyheartbeat.mp3

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One Response to “TNOYF Exclusive: Audio Tape Of Cheney’s Irregular Heartbeat”

  1. Jonathan on November 27th, 2007 11:41 am

    This information will undoubtedly stun lefties. I mean, who knew that Cheney had a heart, right? :-D





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