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The Nose On Your Face’s 2005 Person Of The Year Is…
… Senator Edward “Teddy” Kennedy 
This was as tough of a decision as our review board has ever had to make. There were so many worthy individuals out there in calendar year 2005.
Cindy Sheehan was everpresent. Michael Moore loomed even larger than usual. Sean Penn demonstrated his nautical abilities along with a keen sense of caring.
However, as we looked closely at our agreed upon criteria for selection, there was little doubt as to who our choice would be.
We based our pick on the following:
- A person who embodies the concepts of “love” and “family”(Check).
- A person who can wear different nicknames as effortlessly as he can attack different members of the opposing political party (Check).
- A person with proactive, assertive political instincts (Check).
- A person who demonstrates compassion for those who are less fortunate than himself (Check).
- A person with at least one formidable internal organ (Check).
Congratulations to you once again Senator Kennedy.
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Your ‘love and family’ link has no idea where it’s going…
Ted Kennedy fumes becuase the gun manifacturers will get protection from frivolous politicly based lawsuits
Teddy is still bummed about having to ride Father Mahoneys baloney pony as a tyke this is why he stays crocked 24/7 wont someone get him on Dr. Phill before someone busts a cap on his drunk ass?