Israel National News (INN) is reporting today that the terrorist group Hezbollah spends between $15-20 million a year on it’s propaganda filled television station, Al Manar. INN maintains that the station’s programming casts the Israeli people in a “vile and completely dishonest light” and that the shows “increase the likelihood of both hatred of and violence towards, the Israeli people.”

Not every Israeli agrees with INN, at least not completely.

“As despicable as the content is, it is very professionally done,” said Tel Aviv resident Ratzin Yabowitz. “To the untrained eye, it would actually appear that the average Israeli depicted on Al Manar does in fact have functional fangs and an insatiable thirst for Muslim blood. I’ll probably get in trouble for saying this, but I would have to count several of their shows, including ‘Yehuda Gilad: Ham-Handed Rabbi Proctologist‘ among my guilty pleasures in life.”

An Al Manar spokesman dismissed INN’s concerns stating simply that “our station’s programming merely reflects reality, however uncomfortable this may be for our Jewish friends to digest. And by ‘friends’ I mean sub-human pig-monkeys who do not deserve to exist in this life or any other and who should have their flesh rended from their skin in a painful, time consuming manner. Praise be to Allah.”   

A sampling of the station’s more controversial programming:

• Rabbi Shlomo’s Koran Defecation Variety Hour
• Ariel Sharon And The Horrible, Terrible Bacon Hummus Incident
• Matzoh: Convenient Desert Sustenance Or Unleavened Death Biscuits?
• Touched By A Rabbi

And the award winning After Mosque Special:

• Are You There Allah (You Taint Tickling Rectal Warrior)? It’s Me, Morasha

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