Richard Warman T-Shirt Design: VOTE

We’re struggling a bit with how best to feature Canadian Whiner Extraordinaire Richard Warman on a new t-shirt design. Please review the images below and help us by voting. Please keep in mind that, based on previous experience, we fully expect Cafe Press to yank our Richard Warman images, so you may have to move quickly to get a shirt or mug. Perhaps we should call it the “limited edition” Richard Warman line.

For those of you who’ve been otherwise disposed, Richard Warman is the Canadian man-child who has sued 5 Canadian bloggers whose words, he alleges, have caused him mild to moderate discomfort that can only be remedied by $50,000. Mr. Warman also believes that extra long sideburns mask chronic male pattern baldness, but as far as we can tell this has nothing to do with his lawsuit. So far.

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Please keep in mind that TNOYF will contribute all profit from sales of merchandise related to the utter nonsense going on in Canada to the legal defence fund (see, we even use Canadian words– do not question our seriousness!) of the bloggers involved. So buy a Free Ezra Levant mug, or a “It’s My Bloody Right To Do So T-Shirt” shown below. Or peruse the store.

Free Ezra Levant

It's My Bloody Right to Do So

Now, to the Richard “Dick” Warman images!

Richard Warman is suing bloggers - buy the t-shirt

Gollum-Richard Warman

Richard Warman lawsuit against bloggers - buy the t-shirt

Garden-Gnome Richard Warman

Canadian Richard Warman is suing bloggers - buy the merchandise

Tie-Dyed Infant Richard Warman

 

 

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Comments

11 Responses to “Richard Warman T-Shirt Design: VOTE”

  1. Dan Collins on April 10th, 2008 8:25 am

    Can’t you just superimpose his face on a penis?

  2. R. H. Potfry on April 10th, 2008 8:40 am

    It’s been done, Dan, and we have it in our arsenal. Interestingly, not much photoshop is required– it turns out that the shape, coloring and texture of Mr. Warman’s cranium is remarkably similar to that of the glans penis. They are virtually interchangeable. I’m no doctor, but I dare say it’s a medical marvel.

  3. Dan Collins on April 10th, 2008 8:44 am

    Yeah, that’s why I suggested it.

    Free Tibezra!

  4. Dan Collins on April 10th, 2008 9:07 am

    http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x54/hottest_beaner/crybaby.jpg

    I think his nickname should be Richard “Global” Warman.

  5. Mal on April 10th, 2008 9:30 am

    Too bad you don’t offer a “Rancid Creampuff” version; I’d buy THAT!

  6. pst314 on April 10th, 2008 11:09 am

    How about a way to just donate money to the fund without buying a t-shirt?

  7. RH Potfry on April 10th, 2008 11:38 am

    pst134: each of the defendants in the lawsuit have donate buttons on their websites.
    Try: http://www.fivefeetoffury.com, http://www.ezralevant.com, or http://www.smalldeadanimals.com.

  8. Alan Turner on April 10th, 2008 3:21 pm

    I had to go with the Golum version with tie-dyed baby a close second. While his behavior is so very infantile there is an undeniable evil that seems to radiate from him.

  9. kingstonlad on April 11th, 2008 11:53 am

    when is that shirt going to be available?

  10. TJ's Anti-contrarian Blog on April 12th, 2008 12:02 am

    How about adding:
    “Richard ‘Dick’ Warman - Liberal Fascist
    Don’t be a Dick”

  11. alex on April 26th, 2008 8:36 am

    Very cool site!





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