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Polish Thong Maker Takes Top Honors

Dear_lord_no Koniakow, Poland underwear maker Malgorzata Sanaszek smiles as she shows the lacy handmade g-string that won her first prize in the annual “Things We’d Hate To Imagine Helen Thomas Wearing” contest.

Sanaszek was unsure about her chances for victory when she signed up for the contest.

“I was a bit nervous I have to say,” said Sanaszek. “There are always so many great competitors. However, I realized I had a shot when two of the judges projectile vomited upon seeing my entry.”

Jesse Davison of Amarillo, Texas took second place for his custom clown nose and Sponge Bob pasties ensemble. While Michele LaFleur of Ontario, Canada claimed third prize for her entry of a crotchless burka and a pirate hat.

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4 Responses to “Polish Thong Maker Takes Top Honors”

  1. Hoodlumman on January 30th, 2007 8:49 am

    Had I known about this contest sooner, I would have submitted the entry ‘your face.’

  2. patd95 on January 31st, 2007 3:37 pm

    Absolutely Priceless…I am sending this link to everyone I know. Hey, thanks for stopping by my site as well. You post has made my week! OMG - Helen Thomas in that? After having cornea transplants from the radiation that would give off, I would probably have to leave the country and join a Monestary in the Alps and take up vows.

  3. Dan on January 31st, 2007 10:26 pm

    Well done.

  4. Candy Slice on February 1st, 2007 9:45 am

    Oh, I didn’t need to picture that on Helen Thomas… eye wash! Now! Please!





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