Noted expert in politics and international relations Cindy Sheehan (pictured wearing pink vest and poorly fitting sweat jacket) was arrested after defecating in the street during a recent protest against the war in Iraq. As Ms. Sheehan was being led away, the arresting officer (with evidence in hand) was heard scolding her with the words “bad, bad, bad Cindy”.   

“I was very disappointed with Ms. Sheehan,” said Officer Alison Tamagachi. “She knows… all the protesters know… that they are supposed to go on the lawn in the park.”

Officer Tamagachi went on to say that far from coming along peacefully, Sheehan put up quite a fight.

“Oh she got feisty this time,” Tamagachi said. “It took six or seven officers with rolled up newspapers about ten minutes to subdue her. Only then were we finally able to rub her nose in it.”

      

Thanks to: Crush Liberalism for the picture, Mudville & OTB.

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