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NYT Reveals Timmy Durgin’s Hiding Place
New York Times reporter Erich Licthblau remains on a roll after his keen investigative skills have helped to locate three-year-old Timmy Durgin’s favorite “hide ‘n’ seek” spot. Acting on a tip “from a concerned inside source”, 
Licthblau revealed Durgin’s hiding place in today’s issue of the Times. The story, however, is not without controversy.
“We thought it was in the public’s best interest- as well as Timmy’s- that the hiding place be brought to light,” said Times managing editor Bill Keller. “Sure there were some half-hearted efforts from Katelyn Dyer and little Jacob Terwilliger to prevent the story from being run, but they are just kids. What do they know about playing and fun?”
For his part, Durgin was quite upset over the revealing of his best hiding spot and called into question the motives of the leaker.
“Concerned inside source my ass,” Durgin responded. “It was Emily Pinkerton that ratted me out wasn’t it? That bitch has had it in for me ever since I peed my pants at her birthday party. Well I’ve got news for you Emily, my mom says that three juice boxes and a large cup of soda would push anybody’s bladder over the edge.”
Durgin went on to say that Ms. Pinkerton “will be in big trouble someday once I’ve developed the ability to think abstractly.”
Thanks to: Mudville
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My goodness is there no lower level to descend to. Rat out a young man that probably spent hours developing this hide out.Hours to this guy is probably a big part of his life. how dasterdly can you get.
This is great.
I always love your stuff, his really got me.
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NYT Reveals Timmy Durgin’s Hiding Place
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