Stunning new photographic evidence has surfaced that would appear to erase all doubt as to the accuracy of an AP report from Iraq on the burning of 6 Sunni civilians following their Friday worship services.

More troubling, the photographs provide damning evidence that United States soldiers were the ones actually responsible for the brutal murders.

“I could not believe my eyes,” stated the best friend of a third cousin of a guy who once played youth soccer with an Iraqi Ministry of Interior spokesman who, fortunately, happened to be at the same service. “We were leaving Friday prayers, and all of a sudden an American soldier swooped down out of the sky like an angry falcon. He was wearing a rocket-propulsion pack and carrying a five gallon container of gasoline. He stopped briefly, laughed a wicked laugh, and - I swear I will never forget this as long as I live- then said, ‘Burn you wretched ragheads, burn!’ Luckily, I have several AP reporters numbers saved in my cell, so I was able to get the word out quickly.”   

U.S. Military officials have refused to comment on the matter as this goes to print, but an inside source tells TNOYF that they are “flabbergasted and deeply concerned” by the damning new photographic evidence.

Note: This post featured at The Carnival of the Insanities.

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