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New Evidence Shows Possibility Of Second, Third Accomplices In Kennedy Murder
In a fascinating historical twist, new evidence has come to light that would appear to prove many of the so-called “conspiracy theorists” correct; the Kennedy murder case from the 1960s did in fact involve more than one killer.
“I have said all along that there was a second, and possibly even a third, individual 
involved,” said long-time Kennedy family friend, Samuel P. Thurston. “And that Senator Kennedy has been made a scapegoat by others with sinister motives. I am glad that the new photographic evidence bears this out.”
The “evidence” to which Thurston refers has been called into question by many on the right.
“It’s an obviously photoshopped picture of a young, supposedly innocent Ted Kennedy driving on Chappaquiddick while George Bush rides shotgun and Karl Rove urges him on from the backseat,” said one GOP spokesman. “They didn’t even bother to use old pictures of Mr. Rove and President Bush! Why am I even answering these questions? Did Dan Rather send you?”
Democratic officials see it differently.
“Who are you going to believe- a well-respected thirty-eight term senator from the most storied political family in the history of this nation, or a lying, cheating Jesus-freak with eight sessions of summer school to his credit?” asked Kennedy spokesman Marguerite Riordan. “Besides, have you heard the audio? Well I have. On the tape you can clearly hear George Bush’s voice yelling, ‘Slow it down Tedd-wardo! You’re liable to clear the channel at this rate of speed, and this drunk chick here ain’t gonna just drown herself!’ If that isn’t seeking to cause harm with malicious intent, I don’t know what is. Ted was just a boy at the time. Just a boy.”
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New Evidence Shows Possibility Of Second, Third Accomplices In Kennedy Murder…
“I have said all along that there was a second, and possibly even a third, individual involved,” said long-time Kennedy ……
I still think it was Mrs Maple in the library with the candle stick.
I’m not one for conspiracy theories but, I think that Cheney was in the back seat pointing a shot gun at Tedd-wardo’s head.
Further, it really was a ‘67 Cad, instead of an Oldsmobile that drowned Mary Jo Kopechne. Rove just Photoshopped that picture back in July of ’69 and the rightwing media plastered the Photoshopped job all over the place.
Ted “Tequila” Kennedy is innocent. Sniff…
“Tedd-wardo”…I love it! Has it been trademarked yet? ‘Cuz if not, I’m gonna Biden that bad boy!
Just why did the kill off oswald and how many were involved in th JFK assasination and who were involvoed?
It’s about time the truth came out. We all know that Rove has been master-minding his way to power his entire life. Rumor has it that he made extra money running a Kool-Aid stand as a kid.
“We have two flavors to choose from today: Republican Red and Guyana Punch, also known as the ‘Jim Jones Special’.”
“It’s about time the truth came out.”
Preach on Stacy. I hope this finally puts to bed all the crazy conspiracy theories about the “Kennedy murder.”